AI coaching that actually holds you accountable

Delivered via WhatsApp. Grounded in your real data.

Six check-ins a day. Macro tracking. Adaptive TDEE. 19 self-sabotage detectors. All in the chat you already use.

£1 first month, then £5/mo. No contract.

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Callous Protocol always online

Today

IT’S 23:00. BEDTIME WAS 22:00. You’re sitting on 128 minutes of sleep debt and just logged a protein shake — that’s not a bedtime snack, that’s you still being awake when you should be unconscious. Phone down. Lights off. Now.23:0123:01

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You crushed 4 PRs today and your WHOOP recovery has been yellow all week. Your body needs to rebuild and you’re choosing Netflix over gains. That episode will be there tomorrow. Your recovery window won’t. Screen off. Now.23:0223:02

check-ins / day

pattern detectors

connected platforms

No app to install

The Callous Protocol lives in WhatsApp — the chat you already check fifty times a day. No download. No new habit to build.

Coaching lands in context, all day. You reply when you want to. It’s a conversation, not a notification to swipe away.

There’s a full dashboard if you want it — charts, metrics, profile settings. But you don’t need to open it. The coaching lives in WhatsApp.

Already tracking everything?

You’ve got Cronometer dialled in. Hevy logs every set. WHOOP scores your recovery. Strava tracks your runs. Withings weighs you every morning.

What you don’t have is someone watching all of it and calling you out when the numbers don’t add up. The Callous Protocol is the accountability layer on top of your existing stack.

WHOOP Strava Hevy Cronometer Withings

19 self-sabotage detectors

The Callous Protocol watches for patterns you’d never spot yourself.

Weekend effect Calories creep up Friday–Sunday. Every single week.

Portion creep Meals slowly growing bigger while you think nothing changed.

Skip spiral Missed one workout. Then two. Then it’s been a fortnight.

Evening collapse On plan all day, then 800 surplus calories after 8pm.

Scale avoidance No weigh-in for 5 days. What are you hiding from?

Stealth drinking Unlogged alcohol that blows a hole in your deficit.

How it works

Connect your data

Link your apps — two minutes, everything syncs automatically after that.

Get coached all day

Six check-ins hit your WhatsApp from morning to evening. Every message grounded in your actual data.

Stay on the road

Adaptive TDEE, EWMA weight trends, and a science-backed model that tells you exactly where you stand.

The protocol

Imagine drill-sergeant discipline, office-linebacker enforcement energy, and iron willpower — packed into a WhatsApp bot that’s read all your food logs.

The Callous Protocol is aggressive because it gives a shit. The roasts are specific, the science is real, and the comedy is the hook that keeps you engaged. Generic motivation is boring. Data-driven trash talk is coaching.

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It’s still your motherfuckin’ set.

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